The Secret English Major

Words Matter

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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“Shit.”

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Agents of SHIELD fandom (via dammit-clint)

This is relevant once again.

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Help Please! :)

Hey folks.   I’m working on my outfit for the Avengers 5k.  It will be Kate/Hawkeye Inspired.  I’ve got my  I Heart Hawkeye Shirt, a Sparkly Purple running skirt, Purpleish shoes, and a Hawkeye Headband.  The final touch would be long purple socks with targets on them, or even just socks with targets on them.  Has anyone ever seen these for sale online?  Any leads would be useful!

adamantsteve:

ralkana:

msraven929:

phlintscones:

im-in-the-wrong-story:

It’s from Flaunt.  Of course it is.

Daaaayum

Wow. I opened tumblr and this was the first thing on my dash. I gasped out loud (and loudly) in the middle of my office. Worth it.

So what if Phil falls in love with on-the-job Hawkeye, who is scarily effective and super lethal, shyly smart, sometimes a dumbass, and often a goofball, and above all, kind of baseline handsome with phenomenal arms and a great ass. And then after all the pining in the world, they finally get their shit together and agree to a date.
And when Phil arrives to pick Clint up, Phil is suddenly stammering and dropping his keys, and Clint’s like, “…wtf?”
But it’s because Clint’s never put any real effort into his appearance before, but this is PHIL, and he wants to look good for their date, and he suddenly looks like THIS. And Phil is like, “holy mother of god +++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++”.
And then they don’t go out after all. They stay in instead.

+++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++

Of course Coulson made a Discworld reference in panic over extreme hotness.  Of course.

adamantsteve:

ralkana:

msraven929:

phlintscones:

im-in-the-wrong-story:

It’s from Flaunt.  Of course it is.

Daaaayum

Wow. I opened tumblr and this was the first thing on my dash. I gasped out loud (and loudly) in the middle of my office. Worth it.

So what if Phil falls in love with on-the-job Hawkeye, who is scarily effective and super lethal, shyly smart, sometimes a dumbass, and often a goofball, and above all, kind of baseline handsome with phenomenal arms and a great ass. And then after all the pining in the world, they finally get their shit together and agree to a date.

And when Phil arrives to pick Clint up, Phil is suddenly stammering and dropping his keys, and Clint’s like, “…wtf?”

But it’s because Clint’s never put any real effort into his appearance before, but this is PHIL, and he wants to look good for their date, and he suddenly looks like THIS. And Phil is like, “holy mother of god +++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++”.

And then they don’t go out after all. They stay in instead.

+++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++

Of course Coulson made a Discworld reference in panic over extreme hotness.  Of course.

madamemare:

quarterdollar:

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

if you’re worried for Fitz and how the writers handle his condition clap your hands

if you’re excited but aware, and you’re emotionally unprepared

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

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You can sing along and everything!

(via raiining)

Making Fandom Friends

Second week at Young Adult Choir.  For a completely logical reason, I was discussing the serious lack of English/Literature classes at Hogwarts, and wondering how they ever completed those essays.  One of the people I was talking with agreed, took a deep breath, then asked if I’d ever read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.  First time I’ve ever had someone actually bring up fanfiction in a social setting.  It was beautiful, and we shared our favorite stories for the next 15 minutes.  l’m pretty sure I have a new friend!

ajacquelineofalltrades:

spiderlassie:

Although, I gotta say that I like the idea of Sitwell being a triple agent instead of just HYDRA. Maybe it’s cause I liked Sitwell, maybe it’s cause I want to believe that someone knew about it.

Welcome to the “Sitwell Does a Great Patsy” club, you are among friends.

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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

The first fictional death that really hit me was Numair in Emperor Mage.  I was at my Dad’s house, crying copiously, and not letting anyone into the room.  Thankfully, this also started the tradition of characters I love coming back to life!

(Source: iminato, via marchingjaybird)

rainbowbarnacle:

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

*GAPES*
O_O
OH MAN….


Perfect for our Halloween party!

rainbowbarnacle:

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

*GAPES*

O_O

OH MAN….

Perfect for our Halloween party!

(via ralkana)