The Secret English Major

Words Matter

adamantsteve:

ralkana:

msraven929:

phlintscones:

im-in-the-wrong-story:

It’s from Flaunt.  Of course it is.

Daaaayum

Wow. I opened tumblr and this was the first thing on my dash. I gasped out loud (and loudly) in the middle of my office. Worth it.

So what if Phil falls in love with on-the-job Hawkeye, who is scarily effective and super lethal, shyly smart, sometimes a dumbass, and often a goofball, and above all, kind of baseline handsome with phenomenal arms and a great ass. And then after all the pining in the world, they finally get their shit together and agree to a date.
And when Phil arrives to pick Clint up, Phil is suddenly stammering and dropping his keys, and Clint’s like, “…wtf?”
But it’s because Clint’s never put any real effort into his appearance before, but this is PHIL, and he wants to look good for their date, and he suddenly looks like THIS. And Phil is like, “holy mother of god +++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++”.
And then they don’t go out after all. They stay in instead.

+++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++

Of course Coulson made a Discworld reference in panic over extreme hotness.  Of course.

adamantsteve:

ralkana:

msraven929:

phlintscones:

im-in-the-wrong-story:

It’s from Flaunt.  Of course it is.

Daaaayum

Wow. I opened tumblr and this was the first thing on my dash. I gasped out loud (and loudly) in the middle of my office. Worth it.

So what if Phil falls in love with on-the-job Hawkeye, who is scarily effective and super lethal, shyly smart, sometimes a dumbass, and often a goofball, and above all, kind of baseline handsome with phenomenal arms and a great ass. And then after all the pining in the world, they finally get their shit together and agree to a date.

And when Phil arrives to pick Clint up, Phil is suddenly stammering and dropping his keys, and Clint’s like, “…wtf?”

But it’s because Clint’s never put any real effort into his appearance before, but this is PHIL, and he wants to look good for their date, and he suddenly looks like THIS. And Phil is like, “holy mother of god +++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++”.

And then they don’t go out after all. They stay in instead.

+++divide by cucumber error, please reboot+++

Of course Coulson made a Discworld reference in panic over extreme hotness.  Of course.

madamemare:

quarterdollar:

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

if you’re worried for Fitz and how the writers handle his condition clap your hands

if you’re excited but aware, and you’re emotionally unprepared

if you’re excited for new SHIELD clap your hands

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You can sing along and everything!

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Making Fandom Friends

Second week at Young Adult Choir.  For a completely logical reason, I was discussing the serious lack of English/Literature classes at Hogwarts, and wondering how they ever completed those essays.  One of the people I was talking with agreed, took a deep breath, then asked if I’d ever read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.  First time I’ve ever had someone actually bring up fanfiction in a social setting.  It was beautiful, and we shared our favorite stories for the next 15 minutes.  l’m pretty sure I have a new friend!

ajacquelineofalltrades:

spiderlassie:

Although, I gotta say that I like the idea of Sitwell being a triple agent instead of just HYDRA. Maybe it’s cause I liked Sitwell, maybe it’s cause I want to believe that someone knew about it.

Welcome to the “Sitwell Does a Great Patsy” club, you are among friends.

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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

The first fictional death that really hit me was Numair in Emperor Mage.  I was at my Dad’s house, crying copiously, and not letting anyone into the room.  Thankfully, this also started the tradition of characters I love coming back to life!

(Source: iminato, via marchingjaybird)

rainbowbarnacle:

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

*GAPES*
O_O
OH MAN….


Perfect for our Halloween party!

rainbowbarnacle:

postpunkfaery:

little-ms-spooky:

w-i-t-c-h-e-r-y:

Pull-Apart Cinnamon Sugar Pumpkin Bread 

I need to go visit my sister so she can make me food that will make me feel guilty

I need to make this with someone. Together is more fun because you can throw dough in their hair

*GAPES*

O_O

OH MAN….

Perfect for our Halloween party!

(via ralkana)

prettygeekycrafty said: Because I always want your thoughts on this topic...21. :)

westgateoh:

arsenicjade:

I realize this is going to be shocking, but the thing is: I’m an h/c snob.  NOT in the sense of “oh, is your grammar perfect?  are your characterizations spot on?” because, honestly, fiction is subjective, so hey, maybe what one person sees is not what I see.  Fine.  Do I want grammar to be solid, and characterizations to make sense?  YES.  And I likely to click out of an h/c story if those things are not present?  Double yes.  

BUT.  That’s not what bothers me about what I call the “contemporary h/c” in fandom.

Here’s the thing:

1.  H/c isn’t a trope.  It’s a genre.  It  HAS tropes within the genre, i.e., homeless!fic can be, hooker!fic, etc.  Or cuddling for warmth, sick!fic.  But h/c itself is an umbrella genre term, and it applies to emotional and physical h/c.

2.  There’s a reason both letters “h” and “c” exist in the abbreviation for h/c.  That’s because hurt is required for the emotional response of the comfort to work for those of us for whom it is our kink, and, wait for it, because comfort is required in response to the hurt.  What’s more is: the two NEED to balance each other.  So, if your character is driven over a mountainside and walks with a broken leg for five days without food, that’s FINE, but you’re gonna need to spend some time a) physically healing that person, and b) making sure they have some kind of support system through the trauma recovery.  Alternatively, if you’re going to spend 20k rehabbing someone, you’d better have set up some serious trauma to begin with.

Sub-point to this:  Some fic is just HURT fic.  Some fic is just COMFORT fic.  And that’s GREAT.  Those are their own genres and plenty of people love them.  But they’re not h/c.  And these days, I see a TON of fics that are one or the other labeled h/c.

Look, for the most part, I’m live and let live in fandom?  But in this instance, ur doing it objectively wrong.  The genre is defined by the two letters that represent it, and both those elements need to exist in equal measure for it to be part of the genre.

(And yes, I do have tropes within h/c I much prefer to others.  I do have squicks that override h/c, like, for instance, I won’t read mpreg to get h/c, b/c the basic premise doesn’t work for me emotionally, whereas, I will read badly written hookerfic if it has the right h/c approach all day, b/c I’m easy as fuck like that.)

3.  When h/c is delivered correctly?  It’s legitimately the one sublime aspect of my life.  No lie, it is the ONLY thing that can get past the depression.  Because it’s the ultimate wish fulfillment.  Life is shitty.  Things are broken all the time, we are broken, we’re left on our own, and honestly, nobody gives a shit.  But in h/c?  That’s just not true.  Someone does care enough to stick around, to fight hir way through all the terror and pain.  Things that are broken are patched—not fixed, not if it’s done right, because nothing is fixable—but patched, and there are scars, but some of the time, those scars don’t ache.  H/c is the one thing in life, when done the way it’s supposed to, that pretends just right that things might be okay.  

And that’s the most beautiful thing I know of.

Soo, under encouragement to actually participate in discussions, may I just say that what arsenic said is a WONDERFUL explanation of what I love? It is. Arsenic just explained this in a way I’ve been trying to explain for years.

I’d also like to add a bit of a request/wish. Since there is a tag in AO3 for “Emotional Hurt/Comfort,” I wish folks would use it and distinguish a little more in their tagging. I love emotional h/c as much as the next person who loves it, but what I’m really looking for is physical h/c (or both physical and emotional. Both is good. But definitely physical.) and folks often don’t distinguish emotional h/c. That and emotional h/c is kinda close to ‘angst’ so …

I guess what it boils down to for me is, if you’re gonna label it H/C and it’s NOT physical H/C but you didn’t tag it Emotional H/C either and that’s what it is? Kinda makes me go, “awww, story.”

Tags. Tags are good.

And arsenic writes my favorite straight-up H/C (because it’s usually both types and done in a genius manner) and if you’ve not read arsenic’s hooker!fic then you’re missing out.

Yes, yes, yes.  All of this.  Perfect.

minim-calibre:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

Shut up my Le Creuset 11 3/4” skillet is the motherfucking bomb, and did I mention they’ve discontinued the Marseille blue?

I resemble this remark. So hard.

Yes.  So much yes.

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I am a princess

(Source: kristoffbjorgman, via raiining)

gojikas:

Hi! I made this little guide thing because I’ve noticed throughout high school and college that students, including myself, with disabilities often have trouble with teachers that use PowerPoints. Many people do not know how to make an accessible PowerPoint.

Having an accessible PowerPoint benefits everyone! Not to mention, it is a right protected by (Federal and State) law that people with disabilities have accessibility to electronic documents. So please, after reading this little guide, I HIGHLY encourage you to do some research on how to make electronic documents accessible (especially if you are a teacher or college student). Accessible documents do not only apply to PowerPoint, but Word, Excel, and a countless number of other programs.

I want to mention one thing though: I broke a big rule that I didn’t include on my little guide. Try to keep eight or less lines of text per slide. Each line should have less than ten words. I broke this rule because Tumblr allows only 10 photos for photosets, so I couldn’t break the text up anymore. I’m really sorry. :(  Also, this is not a be-all and end-all guide! I seriously encourage you to look into making any and all documents more accessible (go on YouTube, there is a ton of great tutorials).

Great info.  This is a major thing I have to help with at work.

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