Anonymous said: Imagine Bucky meeting Rocket Racoon and the rest of the Guardians.
rocket is enthusiastically recounting the story of that time he “singlehandedly” busted peter, gamora, and draxx out of a “high-security prison” when he gets to the part about how peter actually believed he needed that guy’s prosthetic leg, when really, he just wanted to see him hopping around without it -
“excuse me?” clint pulls out one of his hearing aids and shakes it. “is my hearing aid malfunctioning, or did i really just hear actual fart noises coming out of your mouth?”
steve is on his feet and furious; to contrast him, bucky has one foot propped up on his other knee, the picture of casual except that his metal hand is clenching and unclenching into a fist, whirring audibly. natasha pops her bubblegum threateningly.
“i am groot,” groot says, nudging rocket, and rocket mutters, “shut up.”
“i’m no expert, but i’m pretty sure he means that making fun of disabled people isn’t fucking funny,” remarks bucky serenely.
rocket mumbles something inaudible.
“i’m sorry, what was that?” clint asks, rolling his hearing aid between his fingers. “you’re gonna have to say it louder.”
rocket rolls his eyes and then blurts out, “i’m sorry, okay!”
“great,” clint says. “now keep telling me how you’re never gonna do that again, and also how the hell you got out of a high security prison using only a battery and a guard’s id. i need to know.”
Exactly why this joke made me very uncomfortable during the movie.
Anonymous said: if Clint shows up in AoS the phlint shippers will never, ever be stopped
i fucking know and they will HATE bobbi and be the fucking worst about her and i just want to protect her from them already
Well it’s fine because Clint’s plot line in Aou literally nixes that possibility of him and BOBBI being together. So don’t worry about it and stop being fucking rude
You can ship something and not hate women while doing it???? I mean Bobbi was canonically married to Clint and I literally haven’t seen an ounce of hate for her from the C/C fans?
I don’t think you guys know shit about the c/c fandom because I never see any fucking hate from anyone in the tags. We sit peacefully in the corner with our OTP that we’re all aware will never be canon so calm the fuck down.
Seriously. I am so excited for Bobbi in AoS, and if they NEVER MENTION her connection to Clint, I will be just as excited, and if they do, OMG, WHAT WILL WE DO? WE CAN’T POSSIBLY SHIP THEM IF CLINT HAS A CANON (EX) LOVE INTEREST?!
Stop being an asshole.
Seriously. All Clint/Coulson shippers want is to see the characters on screen. We are just fine with seeing other love interests for both in canon. I’m super excited about Bobbi because I want to see all of the awesome women on screen!